Monday, February 09, 2009

Two Jokes for February

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

"Yes," said Tony, who was a bit of a chauvinist. "I've bought her a belt and a bag."

Surprised Jim said, "That was very kind of you. I hope she appreciated it."

Tony smiled and replied, 'So do I...
“...and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'”



Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, “I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is.”

“Of course I do,” he answered, as if offended, and left for the office.

At 10:00 a.m., a dozen red roses arrived at the house. At 1:00 p.m., a two-pound box of chocolates was delivered. The designer dress arrived at 3:00.

When her husband came home, the woman ran to meet him, threw her arms around his neck and said, “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”

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