Sunday, April 24, 2005

I Am a Car Guy

The blog will feature my comments on the automobile. The "Car Guys" with Tom and Ray Magliozzi is my favorite radio show and favorite newspaper column. Several years ago I won the "Puzzler", but I wasn't home so I didn't get to be on the show. The column last Sunday in the Washington Post listed the top ten ugly new cars. Here's the list. I mostly agree with Tom and Ray.
10. BMW 5 Series - I'm neutral on this one. I don't think it's too bad, but when you see it coming you can't tell what it's thinking. This car has funny looking headlights.
9. Chrysler 300 - This is a fake 80's Volvo brick.
8. Dodge Magnum Station Wagon - It's too long and too low.
7. Chevy Avalanche - This car is trying to be a Swiss Army knife. Lots of everything. The Swiss Army knife is much better looking.
6. Subaru Baja - I don't mind this car. The early version was pretty bad, but this year is ok.
5. Chrysler PT Cruiser - The car you love to hate. It's wildly popular, there are Pt Cruiser clubs. Why?
4. Honda Element - An ugly box with wheels. It's designed to be different, and it is.
3. Hummer H2 - This is for all those politicians and their buddies who never served a day in the military, but want to feel like they did.
2. Scion XB - See # 4, only maybe a little bit uglier.
1. Pontiac - This is actually quite hideous. What were they thinking? Why do people make ugly things?