Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Bad, But Truthful, News from the Doctor

A friend just sent me this joke. I like it.



A woman, obviously greatly agitated, rushed to see her doctor.



"Doctor, when I woke up this morning and looked in the mirror, my hair was all frazzled, my skin was pasty, and my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out. I looked l ike a corpse! What's wrong with me?"



"Well, I can tell you one thing," the doctor calmly replied. "There's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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