The Mom Song

The Mom Song

Chrysler Dealer Closing List

This is the full list of closings for 5/14/09.

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What to Eat

Can't eat pork,

Swine flu...


Can't eat chicken,

Bird flu.


Can't eat Beef,

Mad cow....

Can't eat eggs,

Salmonella.

Can't eat fish,

Heavy metal poisons in their waters.

Can't eat fruits and veggies,

Insecticides and herbicides.


Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!

Remember - - - 'STRESSED'

Spelled backwards! is

'DESSERTS'





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