Some Good Car Jokes and Some Kentucky Jokes

An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone.
"Honey", she says in a worried voice, "Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway".
"It's worse than that!", he replies, "There are hundreds of them!"


The recent purchase of Volvo by Ford has prompted Ford to change its name to reflect its new Scandinavian product. The new name will be Fjord.

My wife is from Kentucky, so I like to tell Kentucky jokes.

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Two Kentuckians, on their way to Kings Island, finally get aroundCincinnati and see a sign, "Kings Island Left". They turn around and go home.

A Kentucky man is driving through Indiana and decides to stop at a roadside produce stand. He goes up to the sales clerk and says, "I'll have some taters and tomaters." The sales clerk says, "From the sound of your accent I can tell you’re not from around here." The Kentucky man gets angry and leaves. He drives a little farther until he sees another roadside stand. He goes up to the sales clerk and says, "I'll have some taters and tomaters." The sales clerk says, "You’re not from around here are you?" The Kentucky man is a bit angry but responds, "How did you know, because of my accent?" The sales clerk replies, "Hell no you idiot, this is a hardware store."

Q: How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?
A: If it was invented in another state, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: What do you get when 32 Eastern Kentuckians meet for a get together?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to Kentucky?
A: Everyone has the same DNA.